I have a theory on what will happen in the last episode of the series of Doctor Who. We will discover that Clara’s mother’s grave will turn into River Song’s and she is actually the Doctor’s daughter. We know Alex Kingston will be in this episode and that River’s grave is rumoured to be featured.

I’m sat in the pub with my Mum and her friend and for some reason I have a laptop with me, and open on the screen is a porn site; to which no one takes any notice. I then leave the pub to meet a friend (some one I am not aware I actually know) half way down the road. She is stood with her hair tied back in a high plaited pony tail a pink tank top and a short denim mini skirt. As I talk to her we decide to dress myself up like her twin. So I put on a skirt, tank top and tie my hair up; adding extensions for more length. We both then triple plait our hair. As we stand against an iron fence cars are driving down the road when a red car pulls over, in the drivers seat is a man in his 40’s and in the passenger seat his small female child. He asks my friend (who still doesn’t have a name) how much we charge for a threesome. She just laughs, he then asks just about her. To which she walks off towards the pub. He then looks at me, I wink and he gets out of the car, leaving the girl in it. As he approaches me I tell him he’ll really like me and that I have a surprise for him, he then asks what? I whisper in his ear “My cock!” he grabs my plaited pony tail and pulls my head back and looks into my eyes. I start laughing to which he wasn’t amused at all. From his back pocket he raises a knife at me, only to slice my hair off. I start laughing harder as I start to walk down the road back to the pub, and I shout “It ain’t real, Jackass”. He starts to get really angry now and starts chasing me down the road. I get to the pub and he is right behind me, he chases me around the table at which my Mum and her friend are sat…

Then I wake. I have some fucked up dreams…